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04/23/2009 - Barcelona, Spain (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o described Andres Iniesta as the best player in the world after the midfielder stole the show in Wednesday's 4-0 demolition of Sevilla.
The result keeps Barca on track to win the La Liga title after Iniesta scored once and created the other three goals that sank Sevilla.
Cameroon international Eto'o said: "Whenever Iniesta steps on to the pitch, he creates a spectacle. He is the best player in the world.
"We focus on our own league and Madrid focus on theirs.
"It does not worry me where we win La Liga, the only thing that matters is to win it. Our purpose is to improve ourselves in every game and we are already achieving that.
"I just hope that we do not suffer any injuries and we can all play together until the end."
(Courtesy of sportbox.tv)
<< Slumping Lyon faces crucial match against PSG
Lyon, France (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Seven-time defending Ligue 1 champion Lyon has
won just two of its last 10 matches in all competitions, but despite the team's
slide down the standings, defender Cris insists "we're not dead yet."
Lyon is fou
<< Lawson and Ellington leaving North Carolina
Chapel Hill, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - North Carolina stars Ty Lawson and Wayne
Ellington have decided to skip their senior seasons to apply for the NBA
Draft.
Lawson was the ACC Player of the Year this past season, averaging 16.6 poin
<< AZ midfielder De Zeeuw could join Hamburg
Alkmaar, Netherlands (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - AZ Alkmaar midfielder Demy de Zeeuw
claims that he is a summer transfer target for German club Hamburg.
The 26-year-old has been a key figure in his side's march to the Dutch league
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<< Newcastle's Shearer waits on injured duo
Newcastle, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Newcastle United boss Alan Shearer does
not think Joey Barton or Steven Taylor will be fit enough to feature in
Monday's vital relegation battle against Portsmouth at St James' Park.
Taylor li
NHL suspends Flames F Roy >>
Toronto, ON (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The National Hockey League on Thursday
suspended Calgary Flames forward Andre Roy one game and fined him $2,500 for
an incident prior to Wednesday's contest.
In the pre-game warmups before Calgary
Satisfaction kills in the NBA >>
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Author Louis L'Amour once said, "Nobody got anywhere in the
world by simply being content."
Years earlier Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you
know."
Fair enough Ralph -- here's what I know...
Bush loses no-hit bid in eighth as Brewers bash Phillies >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Ryan Braun and Bill Hall belted homers,
while Dave Bush took a no-hitter into the eighth and pitched a solid 7 2/3
innings to lead the Milwaukee Brewers past the Philadelphia Phillies, 6-1, in
the rub
Delhomme signs contract extension >>
Charlotte, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Carolina Panthers quarterback Jake
Delhomme signed a five-year contract extension on Thursday.
More to follow.
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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